1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,303 Previously... 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,471 This thing We're doing here -- 3 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,805 I just want you to know I'm in. 4 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,639 I am all in. 5 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,208 I like you, zach. 6 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,543 The inscrutable zach. He's driving me crazy. 7 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:10,644 Well, you should have Called. 8 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,213 To go into my own study? 9 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,148 You don't live here Anymore, richard. 10 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:17,051 So, no tomorrow night. How about saturday? 11 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,752 Saturday I'm here. Next weekend? 12 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,821 Going to maine for My grandparents' Wedding anniversary. 13 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,057 They say absence Makes the heart grow fonder. 14 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:23,724 You don't like me. 15 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,093 How do you know logan? 16 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,794 I met him. My friend introduced us. 17 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:27,795 So, you're not friends? 18 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,230 No, definitely not friends. 19 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,598 That guy's a real piece Of work. 20 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,400 Last night, I was in one Of the bathrooms, 21 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,669 And this girl came In with one of those Plastic gorilla masks, 22 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,505 And she got in this Fancy black s.U.V. 23 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,241 And said the phrase, "In omnia paratus." 24 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,143 So I googled the phrase, And I found this. 25 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,578 The life and death brigade. 26 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,413 Yeah, I know these guys. 27 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,115 It's a club. 28 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,450 One of these super secret, Super exclusive clubs. 29 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,285 Don't really know What you're talking about. 30 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,686 I have proof that your Grandfather was in it, 31 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,422 Which means that your father Was in it, 32 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,423 Which should mean That you're in it. 33 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,196 [ doorbell rings ] 34 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,300 [ sighing ] Oh, I'm late. 35 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,635 I know. 36 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,770 Blame the insane people Driving in front of me. 37 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,440 They had a "Honk if you love To scuba dive" bumper sticker 38 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,841 On the back of their car, So I honked. 39 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,276 You don't scuba dive. 40 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,677 Yes, but I've been Testing people 41 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,412 Who have "Honk" Bumper stickers lately 42 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,281 To see if they really Want people to honk. 43 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,115 Guess what? They don't. 44 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,650 I lay on my horn, 45 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,519 And this alleged scuba diver Slows to a crawl in front of me 46 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,555 Just out of revenge, And I'm screwed. 47 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,190 You need a hobby. 48 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,391 Yes, actually. 49 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,825 Come on. Rory's waiting. 50 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,427 Hey. What happened? 51 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,762 She honked. 52 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,497 Oh, another Bumper sticker test. 53 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,632 I just thought of a great idea For a reality show. 54 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,401 You pull people over 55 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,870 Who have those "Honk if you love To whatever" bumper stickers, 56 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,805 You kidnap them, And you make them do 57 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,175 Whatever the bumper sticker Says they like to do, 58 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,377 Whether they do it or not, And then you make them eat bugs. 59 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,145 So, I hear you have A new boyfriend. 60 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,546 [ gasps ] How did you -- Not from me. 61 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,614 Don't jump on rory. 62 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,149 How, mom? Kirk told me. 63 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,150 Kirk? Kirk who? 64 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,785 How many kirks do you know? 65 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,388 Stars hollow kirk? Kirk who Hasn't started shaving yet kirk? 66 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,156 How did you find out From him? 67 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,425 I called the inn looking For you, and michel answered, 68 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,926 But he was in the middle Of some argument 69 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,661 With your horse Veterinarian. 70 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,198 Then there was a cracking sound, And the phone went dead. 71 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,233 Then there was another man's Voice saying "Hello." 72 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,567 Kirk? Bob. 73 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,603 The gardener? More twists than o. Henry. 74 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,738 He told me something In a heavy spanish accent 75 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,740 All while michel was yelling At the vet in french. 76 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,509 I leave And the u.N. Erupts. 77 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,744 Then kirk came on. He was there Delivering something. 78 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,679 And when I told him I was looking for you, 79 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,681 He told me you were Probably at your boyfriend 80 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,849 Luke danes' house. 81 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,418 Why were you hiding it From me? 82 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,819 I wasn't hiding it. 83 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,188 You jumped on rory When you thought she told me. 84 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,723 She did not jump on me, Grandma. 85 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,291 Yeah, And I wasn't hiding it. 86 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,393 The only reason I reacted To kirk the way I did 87 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,862 Is that he's not in this World -- he's in my other world. 88 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,464 It's as if I, Out of the blue, 89 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,466 Told you I was having tea With mrs. Van-uppity. 90 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,900 Who? Hortense van-uppity -- 91 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,470 Tight bun, lace collar, Tiny poodle, fictional friend? 92 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,639 You keep so much from me with These separate worlds of yours. 93 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,973 It's not right. 94 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,643 I will try harder to merge The worlds. I promise. 95 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,445 Well, start now. I want to meet this luke danes. 96 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,846 You've met him. 97 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,282 Not in this capacity. I need to re-meet him. 98 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,683 Well, I'm sure That day will come. 99 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,285 Next week. What? 100 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,387 You have a gentleman friend Of significance. 101 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,556 Rhett is My gentleman friend, yes. 102 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,591 So, it's only proper That you introduce him 103 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,660 To your mother... Unless he's insignificant. 104 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,295 I don't want to meet A passing ship. 105 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,696 That's a waste of my time. 106 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,498 Is luke a passing ship? Is he insignificant? 107 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,300 No, he's not. 108 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,602 I'll get my book, and we will Pick a date next week. 109 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,337 Mom. Next week. 110 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,473 But I -- Next week. 111 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,608 Honk if emily gilmore Views your mind 112 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,243 As her personal playground. 113 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,944 Honk, honk. 114 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:34,648 * if you're out On the road * 115 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:39,687 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 116 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,791 * all you have to do Is call my name * 117 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:48,329 * and I'll be there On the next train * 118 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:52,800 * where you lead, I will follow * 119 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:56,737 * anywhere that you tell me to 120 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,738 * if you need 121 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,340 * if you need 122 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,742 * you need me to be with you 123 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,577 * I will follow 124 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,846 * oh, oh, oh 125 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:10,718 * where you lead, I will follow * 126 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,888 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 127 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:15,889 * if you need 128 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,491 * if you need 129 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,960 * you need me to be with you 130 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:23,497 * I will follow where you lead 131 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,469 We eat it, we breathe it. It's our heart and lungs. 132 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,970 What is it? The three basics -- 133 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,972 Accuracy, accuracy, And accuracy. 134 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,041 It's my head that'll end up On a platter, okay? 135 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,777 Let's go the extra yard. Protect my head. 136 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,646 Headache, doyle? 137 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,848 Charles kuralt used to eat Aspirin like candy. 138 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,384 Ate candy like candy, too. Hence the belly like jello. 139 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,818 That was mean. The man's dead. 140 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,087 So, how's the story coming On that secret society? 141 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,790 The life-and-death brigade. Get this -- I've got a contact. 142 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,325 Inside? Deep inside. 143 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,726 Who? Anonymous. Don't ask again. 144 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,094 Your call. 145 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,096 I'm gonna tell this story From the inside. 146 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,831 You'll be careful? Careful enough. 147 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,333 Well, stay on it. You bet. 148 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,801 I love this. 149 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,504 We just had a very "All The president's men" moment. 150 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,973 Moving around the newsroom Like that. Felt good. 151 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,508 Let's do it again sometime. 152 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,842 Now? Might look silly. 153 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,078 Carry on. Right, chief. 154 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,347 There you are. 155 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,883 Club sandwich. Burger, well done, fries. 156 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,051 Let me know If you need anything. 157 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,660 Hey. What's up? You're acting all squirrelly. 158 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,496 I'm ready now. For what? 159 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,763 To date. 160 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:30,898 Well... 161 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,466 That offer's still good, Right? 162 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,901 Yeah, still good. 163 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,438 Okay. So, we should pick a time. 164 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,373 Sure. How about now? 165 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,474 I'm kind of working. 166 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,443 Right. 167 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,478 How about...Tonight? 168 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,979 I've got band practice. Right. 169 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,615 And so do you. 170 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,983 [ chuckling ] 'cause we're in the same band. 171 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,120 Okay, so, W-we'll figure it out. 172 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,488 We'll figure it out. 173 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,390 Cool. 174 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,791 See you at home. 175 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,892 Yeah, see ya. 176 00:05:58,926 --> 00:05:59,960 Okay. 177 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,933 Hey, lane. How's it going? 178 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,635 Good, very good. 179 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,903 Oh, well, lucky you. 180 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,138 [ sighs ] 181 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,640 Hey. 182 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,807 How dark is it? 183 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,075 How dark is what? 184 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,811 The cumulus nimbus Hovering over my head. 185 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,013 The black cloud. Was that a drop? 186 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,181 What are you talking about? 187 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,484 I have some very bad news. What? 188 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,519 My mother is insisting On having dinner with us. 189 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,920 That's it? 190 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,657 Did you hear what I said -- Mother, dinner, us? 191 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,626 That's on a par with car, test, Crash test dummy. 192 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,763 I'm gonna do whatever it takes To get us out of this. 193 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,097 Why? What do you mean, why? 194 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,832 Let's just do it, Get it over with. 195 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,901 Meeting the parents Comes with the territory. 196 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:41,902 We can't put it off forever. 197 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,571 Oh, yeah? 198 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,739 My fourth-grade teacher Wanted to meet with my parents. 199 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,941 She was hit by a bus 6 years Ago -- never got the meeting. 200 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:48,609 Book it. Luke! 201 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,210 Book it. 202 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,780 I'm warning you -- If I call and tell her it's on, 203 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,115 And then you change your mind And want to back out, 204 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,017 We're gonna have To leave the country 205 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,752 And have Extensive facial surgery 206 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,488 And sex changes -- Both of us, 207 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,222 So that we can kiss And not look funny. 208 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,824 I'm not gonna change my mind. 209 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,859 Okay, fine. I'll just call and tell her now. 210 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,728 Ohh! Ohh! What is happening? 211 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,830 Something dark Is happening here. 212 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,865 It is heavy like iron! 213 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,635 Ohh, did you feel that ice-cold Wind that just passed through? 214 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,936 Make the call. 215 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,838 [ childlike voice ] I see dead people. 216 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,540 Make the call. 217 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,751 This is a house? 218 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,119 This is a house. 219 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,687 What a waste. 220 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,923 See, this is what causes Peasants to revolt. 221 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,825 This is how heads End up on pikes. 222 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,827 Open with that. That's a great icebreaker. 223 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,229 I want you to be careful About your consumption of booze. 224 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,097 I'm not gonna drink Too much. 225 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,034 You got it backwards, pablo -- Ride the pink elephant, baby, 226 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,637 'cause it's your only defense Against emily gilmore 227 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,539 Unless you're packing A kalashnikov. 228 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,606 Shouldn't you Ring the bell? 229 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,575 A little strategy. 230 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,544 [ doorbell rings ] Here's the front door. We're here. 231 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,778 Drink cart's here. 232 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,513 It's knock, knock, Open the door. 233 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,881 "Hi." "Hi." 234 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,816 Turn left, veer right, Pass the couch, 235 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,552 We're at the booze -- Any questions? 236 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,854 Uh, yeah, shouldn't you get A massage or something? 237 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,589 Take off your coat. It's cold. 238 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,557 No, it's time-consuming. 239 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,858 Roll it in a ball 240 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,793 And have it ready To hand off to the maid. 241 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,995 Yeah. 242 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,229 Hi. Hello. 243 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,598 Hi. Come in, please. 244 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:20,734 Ah, thank you. Sorry. 245 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,869 May I take your coats? 246 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,971 Yeah, got mine all ready. 247 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,039 There you go. 248 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,608 [ coughs, clears throat ] 249 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,309 I'm luke. I'm the maid. 250 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,278 Nice to meet you. 251 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,046 Oh, that was so sweet And innocent. 252 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,915 Well, well -- Our honored guest. 253 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:35,983 Welcome. 254 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,317 Mom, luke. Luke, mom. 255 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,152 We've met, lorelai -- Several times. 256 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,022 I was just re-introducing you, As per your instructions. 257 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,757 Good to see you again, Mrs. Gilmore. 258 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,826 Ah, no, it's emily. I insist. 259 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,094 Nice to see you, emily. 260 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,996 Drinks? We're in the foyer. 261 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,230 Let's change that. 262 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,799 Not if luke wants a tour. 263 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,101 Oh, okay. Well, Foyer, staircase, upstairs. 264 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,703 Dining room, kitchen, 265 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,237 Weird piano area That we never really named. 266 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:01,609 And right through here Is the living room. 267 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,277 Yeah, I-I-I don't need A tour, thanks. 268 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,147 Well, then, Let's go in the living room. 269 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,882 Your house is beautiful. 270 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,884 They don't make them Like this anymore. 271 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,020 They make everything Out of cardboard now -- 272 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,755 White boxes With heating vents. 273 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,624 The art of craftsmanship Is dead. 274 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,925 Gin. 275 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,860 Do you have tourette's Or something? 276 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,195 I thought I heard you say, "What would you like to drink?" 277 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,264 I was getting there. Gin martini, please. 278 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,000 I already made a pitcher Of martinis, but they're vodka. 279 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,902 Vodka's perfect. Double with a twist. 280 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,738 So, two cold martinis With a twist. 281 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,640 And, luke, How would you like a beer? 282 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,007 Great. 283 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,243 Or maybe luke would like To choose his own drink. 284 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,978 Oh, yes, I'm sorry, luke. 285 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,913 You can have whatever you like. I've got it all. 286 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,616 Beer is perfect. Beer it is. 287 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,351 No, no, She's got everything. 288 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,920 She's got scotch, rum, Whiskey, red wine. 289 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,189 She's not kidding -- She's got it all. 290 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,691 Beer is perfect. 291 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,092 Okay, bring him a beer. 292 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,093 Here we are. Thank you. 293 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,828 Thank you, emily. 294 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:58,832 The beer is nice and cold. I almost want one myself. 295 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,334 Uh, hey, you can have Some of mine if you want. 296 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,404 So, how's that diner Of yours? 297 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,806 Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 298 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,074 Oh, it's doing great. 299 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,076 No matter what The economic climate, 300 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,077 People got to eat. 301 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,378 That is so true. 302 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,081 And I thought your place Was very charming. 303 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:14,982 Nice and rustic. 304 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,283 [ clears throat ] 305 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,151 Do you need a cough drop? She's fine. 306 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,753 Where'd your martini go? To a happy place. 307 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,388 Do you want another? 308 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,323 Does pavarotti Want another doughnut? That's a yes? 309 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,858 I'll pour it, emily. 310 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,027 Thank you, luke. I should go check on dinner. 311 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,128 Will you excuse me? 312 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,263 Absolutely. 313 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,799 Unbelievable. 314 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,801 I know. She didn't make nearly enough. 315 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,302 I meant you. You're acting crazy. 316 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,870 She's insulting you. 317 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,906 No, she's not. Your mom's being great. 318 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,207 Were you in the room? 319 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,175 Did you not hear The awful thing she said? 320 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,276 What did she say? 321 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,412 Rustic diner -- "Rustic"? So? 322 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,314 Backhand slang For "Crap pile." 323 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,983 Or she was admiring Its vintage feel. 324 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,019 What was the other word She used? Charming? 325 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,021 [ chuckles ] Slang for "Doggy poopy." 326 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,222 Unbelievable. 327 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,057 Wait, wait, What was the beer thing? 328 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,225 Oh, my god. 329 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,827 That was nice. I wanted beer. 330 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,795 She was considerate enough To anticipate 331 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,030 That that might be the case. 332 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,197 The word "Beer" -- 333 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,033 Backhand slang For "Nitwit juice." 334 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,235 You're reading way too much Into this. 335 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,904 Excuse me, but I would defer To the gilmore expert here. 336 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,906 I am the oracle. I carry all the knowledge. 337 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,775 Well, I would like you To calm down, 338 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,276 Because you're making me Nervous. 339 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,410 I'm trying to protect you. 340 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,146 I'm a grown man, 341 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,281 And this isn't my first foray Into the big city. 342 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,350 I've dealt with all types Of people in my life -- 343 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,718 Rich, poor, snobby, proud. 344 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,186 I can handle it. But -- 345 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,488 And you jumping in after Everything your mother says 346 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,858 Makes me look weak, And I don't want to look weak. 347 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,192 I don't want you to, Either. 348 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,161 Well, then, Give me my space, okay? 349 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,830 Okay, I'll give you Your space. 350 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,432 Dinner is going to be as good As it smells. 351 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,768 I guarantee it. 352 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,002 It smells wonderful, Emily. 353 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,436 Thank you, luke. 354 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,806 It's nice to have a kind Gentleman in the house. 355 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,040 Thank you. 356 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,210 So, you're recently Divorced? 357 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,480 Uh, y-y-y-yeah, I-I guess. 358 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,850 Although it depends on What you call "Recently." 359 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,787 In the last year? That would be recent. 360 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,188 Uh, yeah, yes. 361 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,790 Terrible, the divorce rate, Isn't it? 362 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,892 Y-yes, it's terrible. 363 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,827 I'm sure it was inevitable In your case. 364 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,061 Turned out that way. 365 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,196 I hope There weren't children. 366 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,097 No. 367 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,899 Divorce destroys children. 368 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,234 But without children, You're only harming yourself. 369 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,536 Of course, nowadays People get married for fun. 370 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,738 Apparently There's nothing good on tv. 371 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,780 [ answering machine beeps ] 372 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,381 Hey, it's dean. 373 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,919 Uh, so, we were supposed to get Together the day after tomorrow, 374 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,387 But I have to cancel...Again. 375 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,924 One day I'm gonna have one job, Not three, 376 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,159 Which will simplify Everything...I hope. 377 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,395 Anyway, I was hoping we could Somehow hook up tomorrow night. 378 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,832 I forget if you have Something going on. 379 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,299 But I've got a 3-hour window, 380 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,535 And I was thinking dinner Or something. 381 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,571 Maybe we can meet halfway Between yale and stars hollow. 382 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,074 That probably puts us On the interstate, 383 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,109 Meaning the $6.99 Surf and turf special, 384 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,811 But, hell, I'm a cheap date. 385 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,280 Uh, so, not the most romantic Get-together for us, 386 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,883 But something's better Than nothing. 387 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,351 Let me know. Bye. 388 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,487 [ answering machine beeps ] 389 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,456 End of messages. 390 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,865 Diners are generally so filthy. I'm sure yours isn't. 391 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,532 But the horror stories You hear. 392 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,170 I read that one in vermont Got caught serving roadkill. 393 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,905 Do you know what that is? 394 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,008 Um, yeah, it's dead animals From the street. 395 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,443 From the street, from backyards, Fished out of pools. 396 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,045 These diners find it And serve it. 397 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,580 Again, probably not yours. 398 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,916 But the fact that this place Got away with it at all 399 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,150 Is astounding. 400 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,919 I guess people Who frequent diners 401 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,353 Don't look too closely At what they're eating 402 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,621 Out of self-defense. 403 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,523 We don't serve roadkill At my place. 404 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,025 Well, good for you. 405 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,027 I had a friend Who ate at a diner once, 406 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,896 And the next day, She dropped dead. 407 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,497 Her family considered Suing the place, 408 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,499 But there's nothing to get From these people -- 409 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,167 A couple of stools And a toaster. 410 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,169 But they were sure It was a matter of hygiene, 411 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,238 And they eventually drove them Out of the state. 412 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,273 I don't know want to tell you What they found 413 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,641 When they moved the stove. 414 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,443 Would you like Another beer, luke? 415 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,278 An opiate for the masses. Well, so what? 416 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,147 We all have our opiates. 417 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,349 For some, it's ballet. For luke, it's baseball. 418 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,984 Whoever I heard say it 419 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,420 Just happened to say it About what luke likes. 420 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,089 Oh, no -- some workman Has left his filthy truck 421 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,290 In our clean driveway. 422 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,226 Richard must have Sent for him. 423 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,128 Oh, that's mine, Actually. 424 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,395 Oh. 425 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,064 Well, it's nice -- Rustic. 426 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,132 I like the color. 427 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,233 Thank you. 428 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,135 And I like this coat Of yours. 429 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,437 There's something nice About simple cloth. Thanks. 430 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,073 Well, this was wonderful. Don't be a stranger, all right? 431 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,241 I won't. Thank you, emily. 432 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,209 Goodbye. Bye, lorelai. 433 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,945 Bye, mom. Thanks again. 434 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,116 You know what's amazing? I mean, truly amazing? 435 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,484 What? 436 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,920 She never said anything Directly bad about me 437 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,056 Or the diner Or anything else concerning me. 438 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,357 She's good. 439 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,525 And all I did was thank her Over and over. 440 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,261 She'd hammer me, And I'd thank her. 441 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,996 It's a talent. 442 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,631 "Rustic" really did sound like "Crap pile" that time. 443 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,301 Come on, babe, you'll feel Better about halfway home. 444 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,504 Then the eye-popping nausea Will hit you. 445 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,639 The rich food Mixes with the bitter memories, 446 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,441 And it all gets worse, And then it gets better. 447 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:12,145 Until you get to route 44, And then you hit bottom. 448 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,014 I'll be ready With a tongue depressor 449 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,083 To prevent you From swallowing your tongue. 450 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,317 I keep them in my purse. 451 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,451 Step up. 452 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,556 Hey, ace, you ready? 453 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,691 Well -- 454 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,561 Hit it! 455 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,097 Aah. Not so loud. 456 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,498 You're very auditorially Sensitive today. 457 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,966 Oh, And your voice helps. 458 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,467 Is the blindfold secure? Secure and in place. 459 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,569 Our anonymity is crucial, Logan -- crucial. 460 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,371 [ groans ] What's wrong With finn? 461 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,639 Great job with The blindfold, logan. 462 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,241 I recognize Your voices, colin. 463 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,375 Could everyone keep it down, Please? 464 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,144 Can we remove The blindfold now? 465 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,412 We're also hiding Our destination. 466 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,746 We had to leave At this ungodly hour. 467 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,648 It's 4:00 In the afternoon. 468 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,383 He's got a thing About the sun. It's too bright. 469 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,352 So, how come you're not wearing Your gorilla masks? 470 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,654 She can see. I can tell because Your voices aren't muffled. 471 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,389 She's sharp. Who's the girl? 472 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,059 I've been told we've met. I have no memory of it. 473 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,293 Oh, gorilla girl. 474 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,694 Oh, wow, isn't that A pretty nickname. 475 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,097 Oh, by the way, This thing's overnight. 476 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,033 Overnight? I didn't mention that before? 477 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,700 Oh, must have slipped Your mind. 478 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,070 It doesn't screw up anything For you, does it? No. 479 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,338 No? Nope. 480 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,473 Hmm, new schedule. Good. 481 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,508 We like our schedules loose, Like our women. 482 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,976 My god, it's early. 483 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,280 [ telephone rings ] 484 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,115 Luke's. 485 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,551 Woman: good afternoon. I'm calling for mr. Luke danes. 486 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,119 This is luke danes. 487 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,288 Please hold For mr. Gilmore. 488 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,257 What? For who? Hello? 489 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,060 Luke? Richard gilmore here. 490 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,396 Uh, uh, hi, richard -- Mr. Gilmore, sir. How are you? 491 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,065 I'm fine, thank you. 492 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,034 Listen, I thought we could meet For a round of golf. 493 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,269 Golf? 494 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,703 Tomorrow afternoon Is good for me. 495 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,804 Uh-huh. 496 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,440 Is that good for you? Well... 497 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,742 Good. I'll have margie Call you back with the details. 498 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,311 Okay. 499 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,213 I look forward to it. See you at the club. 500 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,449 Yeah. See ya at the club. 501 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,785 [ click, dial tone ] 502 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,298 This mountain air Has revivified me! 503 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,665 [ laughs ] 504 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,467 Make sure he doesn't Run off a cliff. 505 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,403 Stephanie, It's your turn. 506 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,238 Danny, slow down! 507 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,575 [ owl hooting ] 508 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,111 You okay? 509 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,412 I smell trees. 510 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,281 Oh, nothing gets past you. 511 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,555 So, the firing squad's Just up ahead? 512 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,191 Yep, and there's a line. Damn. 513 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,193 Seriously, logan, Is the blindfold coming off, 514 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,095 Or am I patty hearst-ing it The whole trip? 515 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,364 It's coming off. It's coming off right now. 516 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106 Oh, my. 517 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,645 You cannot go golfing With my father. 518 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,147 It's a done deal. 519 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,149 What is that man up to? What is he doing? 520 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,883 Ouch! What are you doing? 521 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,686 I'm looking for a book my dad Had somewhere around here -- 522 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,621 "Learn golf The arnold palmer way." 523 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,190 I can't find it. 524 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,825 I beseech you, do not go Golfing with my father. 525 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,494 It's too late. I said "Yes." 526 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,163 Why did you say "Yes"? 527 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,264 I had no choice. 528 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,698 Saying "No" was a choice. 529 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,600 Did you learn nothing From the dinner with my mother? 530 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,468 Apparently not. 531 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,469 Call him and cancel. 532 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,836 And how would he take that? 533 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,705 Badly. That's why You hang up real quick. 534 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,241 This is a good way to start a Relationship with your father? 535 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,477 No, this is the way to end it. God, you're slow. 536 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,645 Listen, call him And tell him that, um, 537 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,814 When he called, you had Just dropped some peyote, 538 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,684 And you were tripping And you were seeing vapors 539 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,287 And that that's why you agreed, But then you've landed, 540 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,654 And you realized That you can't go. 541 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,256 Wait, do you smoke peyote? 542 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,524 We should get that straight Before you call him. 543 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,359 Backing out Will make it worse. 544 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,860 But do you even know How to play golf? 545 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,496 I took a course In summer school, 546 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,464 But I accidentally hit Kent coleda in the head 547 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,266 With a driver And got asked to leave. 548 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,701 But I think I remember the basics. 549 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,835 You grab the club, Whack the ball. 550 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,504 I'll fake it. 551 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,906 Luke -- Don't worry. I'll be fine. 552 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,242 [ sighs ] Okay. Fine, then. 553 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,310 Bye. 554 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,615 [ cellular phone rings ] 555 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,882 Hello? 556 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,751 Hi, dad. I need a favor -- 557 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,953 The biggest favor I may ever ask you for ever. 558 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,755 I don't like the sound Of this. 559 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,590 Please cancel this golf game With luke. 560 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,858 What? No. 561 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,328 But why? I mean, why are you doing this? 562 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,529 What is the point? 563 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,231 How is this Even your business? 564 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,299 He's my boyfriend. And this is my right. 565 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,634 Your mother already met him 566 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,736 At a secret dinner I only found out about 567 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,971 Because her blabbermouth maid Told my valet. 568 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,440 Now I want to meet him. 569 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,341 But you've already met him. 570 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,908 I need to re-meet him. 571 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,678 Why can't you and mom meet Someone once and make it stick? 572 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,380 I insist upon This golf game. 573 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,281 He doesn't even golf. 574 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,682 He said he did. 575 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,418 He whacked kent coleda In the head with a club, okay? 576 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,355 So you're taking your life In your own hands. 577 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,590 You want to reconsider now, huh? You like your head, huh? 578 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,292 Lorelai, The tee time is set, 579 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,960 Luke has said "Yes" To my proposal, 580 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,762 And tomorrow Luke and I are golfing. 581 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,430 Have fun. 582 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,866 This is not about having fun. This is protocol. 583 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,335 Well, have a good protocol, Dad. Bye. 584 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,470 Is this what you expected? 585 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,538 No, not at all What I expected. 586 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,574 Let me guess What you were thinking -- 587 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,342 Sleeping bag, Flashlights, keg, 588 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,878 Three boxes of stale triscuits, Half-eaten bag of oreos, 589 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,480 Some doritos, and a bong. 590 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,014 That may be exactly What I pictured. 591 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,883 You can apologize later. This is yours. 592 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,518 Mine? 593 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,288 Not much closet space, But the view is decent. 594 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,323 It's cozy. 595 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,658 Festivities start In a half-hour. 596 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,633 [ cellular phone speed-dialing ] 597 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,339 Dean, hi. It's me. I got your call. 598 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,774 I would love to have dinner With you tonight, 599 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,477 But something Unbelievably unexpected came up, 600 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,713 And it's gonna keep me busy For a couple days. 601 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,515 I'd give you more info, 602 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,051 But it's all a little daliesque And hard to explain. 603 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,886 I'll fill you in when I get home -- if I get home. 604 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,588 Just kidding...I hope. 605 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,624 Bye. 606 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,326 [ owl hoots ] 607 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,032 [ knock on door ] 608 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,745 Am I early? 609 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,946 Right on time. 610 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,448 You look good. 611 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,050 Thanks. So do you. Have I seen those pants? 612 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,085 I got them from the bottom Of my drawer. 613 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,420 I forgot I had them. 614 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,756 Cool. 615 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,691 So, what do you Feel like doing? 616 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,025 We could drive somewhere. 617 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,595 We just have to stop for gas And add some oil 618 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,531 And put air in the tires, And we'd have to stop by an atm. 619 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,832 Or we could hang out here. 620 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,868 You sure? Yeah. 621 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,036 Okay. Cool. 622 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,839 Let's get a pizza And watch something 623 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:47,974 And just hang out. 624 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,343 Great. 625 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:53,580 Uh, what do you Want to watch? 626 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,048 Want to finish watching What we started last night? 627 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,051 Yeah. Great. 628 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,888 [ "Burning down the house" Playing ] 629 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,056 [ door opens ] 630 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,692 Hey, guys. 631 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,897 Oh, "Stop making sense." Great. 632 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,099 * I'm an ordinary guy 633 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,101 This is where we left off Last night. 634 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,903 What are you doing? Watching tv. 635 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,771 Uh, brian... [ music stops ] 636 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,106 This is a date. 637 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,608 What? 638 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,876 Lane and I are kind of On a date right now. 639 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,612 You are? 640 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,780 But this is what we did Last night. I know. 641 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,449 So, last night Was a date, too? 642 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,484 That was not a date. I was in my underwear. 643 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,420 But you did exactly The same thing. 644 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,821 You just had no pants. 645 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,923 Well, we're kind of Starting to date, 646 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,858 And this is what We're gonna do. 647 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,460 So, where do I go? 648 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,395 Well, how about my room? 649 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,664 Really? You never Let me in your room. 650 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,932 Well, now's your chance. 651 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:46,933 Great! 652 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,801 Wait, hold on. 653 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,403 Shouldn't we leave Your room empty? 654 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,704 Why? 655 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,607 You know, In case the date goes good. 656 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,908 Brian, go in my room. 657 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,910 Thanks. 658 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,579 Man, it smells good In here. 659 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,714 [ door closes ] 660 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,483 * hold tight 661 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,852 * wait till the party's over 662 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,120 * hold tight 663 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,389 [ soft jazz music plays ] 664 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,730 Come, come, milady. 665 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,733 Hey. Rory gilmore. Um, this is quite a soiree. 666 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,469 Are all the life-and-death Brigade gatherings 667 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,637 This elaborate? 668 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,507 How about bland balking at Political or social stands? 669 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,108 Ridiculous. Total standstill For all in this vicinity. 670 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,943 What do you say? I concur. 671 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,446 Crazy construct If you think for a bit. 672 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,948 Dubious logic, If you ask this thoughtful guy. 673 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,116 Hello, everybody. 674 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,751 My god. Man: shocking. 675 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,087 Silly girl. Not adjusting To this proud point of ours. 676 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,789 Sad, This diminishing vision. 677 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:43,790 Excuse me? 678 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,224 Faux pas count is six, I say? 679 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,759 Six, no doubt. I again concur. 680 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,127 Point of fact, daft lady, 681 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,463 To catch on would prompt Our congratulations. 682 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,131 It's a game? At which you totally fail. 683 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:52,965 You want for instruction? 684 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,534 Apparently. 685 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,202 Said gap twixt "D" and "F" Shall not slip from lips 686 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,104 In any word This group allows. 687 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,107 Said gap twixt "D" and "F" -- You're not using the letter "E"? 688 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,742 Says this thing Our group did banish. 689 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,643 Loud for all to drink in. 690 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,044 Daft girl. 691 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,714 So, no one is supposed To say the letter "E"? 692 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,616 My god. This woman hounds us With this thing I banish. 693 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,917 Dumbfounding. 694 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,652 Um, I'll catch up With you guys later. 695 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,153 Have fun -- If that's what you're doing. 696 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,555 Bloody horror, That woman. 697 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,056 Ostracism should occur, I think. 698 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,064 Hi, stephanie. 699 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,633 Oh, good. You're using e's. 700 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,734 No champagne? 701 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,703 No, I'll have a little Later. 702 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,805 So, is logan the head Of the group? 703 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,807 There's no head Of the group, rory. 704 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,710 We're an anarchic collective. We don't recognize leaders. 705 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,813 Plus, it's a secret. I shouldn't be talking to you. 706 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,014 [ hiccups ] 707 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,750 Warning sign. [ chuckles ] 708 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:46,285 Because the way That people act around him, 709 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,754 Logan kind of seems -- 710 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,755 Cute? No. 711 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,922 No? Well, yes, but -- 712 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,691 There's a line to get to him. 713 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,026 No, I'm not looking to get In a line. I'm a reporter. 714 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:57,597 But you're a good reporter -- And a very good girl. 715 00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:00,533 Oh, dear. I'm talking to you. I shouldn't be talking to you. 716 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:03,035 I have to kill myself now. Excuse me. 717 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,610 Hi. 718 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:11,878 I was wondering, 719 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,246 Is the safari theme Something you always do, 720 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,315 Or do you choose Different themes? 721 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,918 May I quote max ernst? Sure. 722 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,159 How goes it, pariah? 723 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,327 Logan? 724 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,329 Word was A bear dragged you off. 725 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,998 No bear. 726 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,033 I just wanted a quiet place To collect my thoughts. 727 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,201 You found it. 728 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,769 Thanks. I haven't eaten. 729 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,638 Good. This is for me. 730 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,108 Sorry you're not getting Much from the group. 731 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,210 Took a little arm-twisting To get them to agree 732 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,845 To let you come In the first place. 733 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,614 I don't need Their cooperation. 734 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,016 I've filled two notebooks Without their cooperation -- 735 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,618 Half of one Without using the letter "E" -- 736 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,085 But I could use yours. 737 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,655 Way too much salt on this. This is pretty incredible, 738 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,990 But it's just a preamble to The big stunt tomorrow, right? 739 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,859 It's finn. He's australian. They like salt. 740 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,093 How do you pay for this? 741 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,029 Are there dues, Or do you chip in? 742 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,797 Is there alumni Sponsoring it? 743 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,333 How is it organized? And what is happening tomorrow? 744 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,901 Is it just as big? Or bigger? 745 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,970 And do people know That you're here -- 746 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,639 Park rangers Or the landowner? 747 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,306 Where are we? Are we still in connecticut? 748 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,275 And your answer cannot Include the word "Salt." 749 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,844 Okay. 750 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,812 I think it's time To fill you in 751 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,914 On the conditions Of you being here. 752 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,015 Okay. 753 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,383 First, no pictures. Hey! 754 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,052 You'll get it back At the end of the trip. 755 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,720 Second, no names. 756 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,288 I'm not exactly Being introduced to anyone. 757 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,190 Third, no physical descriptions Of any of us. 758 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,192 There are authority figures Up and down connecticut 759 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,628 Trying to nab us for things We may have done in the past. 760 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,363 I'll keep you anonymous. 761 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,999 What number am I on? You just did third. 762 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,068 Fourth, no identification Of our location. 763 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,703 I don't know where we are. 764 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,872 Fifth -- You're gonna run out Of "Iths." 765 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,740 The most important condition Of all. 766 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,810 You must agree not to interfere With the integrity of the event. 767 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,345 What is the event? And how could I interfere? 768 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,346 So you agree? 769 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,716 Yes, I agree. 770 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,786 [ singing "As time goes by" ] 771 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,053 That's pretty. 772 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,089 They're drunk. 773 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,124 Well, it sounds pretty. I like it. 774 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,694 I didn't say I didn't like it. 775 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:08,928 Stephanie: logan? 776 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,129 Yeah? 777 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,131 You coming? I'll be right there. 778 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,703 I'll leave the light for you, Ace. I won't need it. 779 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,273 * no matter What the future brings * 780 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:25,211 * as time goes by 781 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:28,815 [ song ends, crowd cheering ] 782 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,349 David byrne is a freak. 783 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,785 I love him. He's totally cool. 784 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,053 So... 785 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,321 So... 786 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,356 This was nice. Yeah. 787 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,258 I like your place. 788 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,927 [ laughing ] Right. 789 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,997 I have to get up early For work tomorrow. 790 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,265 No problem. 791 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,900 So, I should probably... 792 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,435 Oh, right, right. 793 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,314 Good night, zach. 794 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,816 Good night. 795 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,787 Oh, no. 796 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,822 This is bad news. 797 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,324 Once he hits his rem state, Motorhead wouldn't wake him. 798 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,893 What do I do? 799 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,698 [ snoring ] 800 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,171 He really is asleep. 801 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,339 He's gained A couple pounds, too. 802 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:35,214 Okay, well, I had a really good time. 803 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,949 Me too. 804 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,924 Night, zach. 805 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,125 Night, lane. 806 00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:51,964 [ door closes ] 807 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:58,104 [ birds chirping ] 808 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,944 Another day, Another sartorial surprise. 809 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,545 You should start Getting ready yourself. 810 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,015 I am ready. You can't go Dressed like that. 811 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,350 I didn't have the "It's An overnight thing" warning. 812 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:14,220 Unless you want me to fashion Something out of pinecones. 813 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,555 That clothing is gonna interfere With the integrity of our event. 814 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,058 You agreed not to interfere With the integrity of our event. 815 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,894 All I've got is a washbowl, A towel, and a toothbrush. 816 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,863 Is that all you got? Look again, ace. 817 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,926 Excuse me. Mr. Gilmore? 818 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,494 Luke? Yeah, hi. 819 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,129 Don't remember you Being this tall. 820 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,497 Yeah, sorry. 821 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,199 Oh, it's nothing To apologize about. 822 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,567 Where are your clubs? 823 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,103 Oh, I just figured I'd rent some. 824 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,438 Oh, waste of money. Owning's the thing. 825 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,841 There is no better place Than our pro shop. 826 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,242 Let's go get you Some clubs. 827 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,243 Excellent. 828 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,947 [ woodpecker hammering ] 829 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,152 I've got your event integrity Right here, mister. 830 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,288 Yep, I got an eye For dress sizes. 831 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,923 We go this way. 832 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:32,564 And by changing nothing, Do we not change everything? 833 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,200 Come on! Hurry! 834 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,968 You try running In a crinoline. 835 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,070 We're late. For what -- The ritual sacrifice? 836 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,505 Come on! 837 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:42,141 ...108th grand assembly 838 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,944 Of the honorable Life-and-death brigade. 839 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,212 He's using e's. 840 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,914 Please raise your glasses. 841 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:51,183 In omnia paratus. 842 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,419 In omnia paratus. In omnia paratus. In omnia paratus. 843 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,491 Now you might want To cover your ears. 844 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,559 Why? 845 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,561 [ gong rings ] 846 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,463 [ cheering ] 847 00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:07,499 To think some groups Just go bowling. 848 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,009 [ big-band music playing ] 849 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,236 Pull! 850 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,604 [ gun fires ] 851 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,605 Pull! 852 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,207 [ gun fires ] 853 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,208 Pull! 854 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,343 [ gun fires ] 855 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,612 Pull! 856 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,447 Pull! 857 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:56,215 Good shot! 858 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,384 Is this safe? 859 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,385 No.No. 860 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,719 Pull! 861 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,954 Damn. 862 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:03,189 Blame the gun. I would. 863 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,457 Finn: pull! Pull! 864 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,126 Unh! Unh! 865 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,395 All right, I'm bored. I want to be a target. 866 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,130 You're always a target, Finn. 867 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,965 In omnia paratus. 868 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,401 If you want to interview finn, Ace, you better do it quick. 869 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,468 Pull! 870 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:17,703 Not bad. Thank you. 871 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,538 So, is this your big stunt? Big stunt? 872 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,207 According to my research, 873 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,309 You guys always do one big thing At your gatherings. 874 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,144 Pull! Is this it? 875 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,079 Does it look like it? I'm guessing no. 876 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,982 You answered your own question. Pull! 877 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:31,450 You'll know it When you see it. 878 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:32,684 Good. 879 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,320 [ groans ] I missed the mat. 880 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,687 Again? 881 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,024 I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. 882 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:39,291 In omnia! 883 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,459 [ whimpers ] 884 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,774 You're on your game today, Mr. Gilmore. 885 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,309 Indeed, I am. Indeed. 886 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,111 Indeed. 887 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:02,314 I'm going to speak to the board About these grounds. 888 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:05,217 There are dry spots the length And breadth of this fairway. 889 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,718 Hmm. 890 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,555 Oh, I'm up. Okay, let's see, uh... 891 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,458 I think this one is... 892 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,327 Not the one I want at all, But this one here. 893 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,529 Good choice. Let's take the tag off there. 894 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:18,764 Good idea. 895 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,469 Okay, Ball goes down here... 896 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:32,411 Oh, damn! 897 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,679 No problem. 898 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,514 It's heading Toward the wrong hole. 899 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,249 Just a mulligan, son. Try it again. 900 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,817 Golf isn't my thing. 901 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,254 It's definitely a thing But not my main thing. 902 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,589 Well, what is Your main hobby? 903 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,224 Uh... Give me a hobby -- quick. 904 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,258 Uh, reading. 905 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,427 Reading. I read like crazy. 906 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,429 Wonderful. What have you Been reading lately? 907 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,465 Uh, books. You know, this, that. 908 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,201 Uh...Dick. 909 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,635 Pardon me? 910 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,337 Dick guy, science fiction guy. Dick something. 911 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,639 Something dick. I just read one of his. 912 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,741 Well, I'll bring dick up On the internet, 913 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,143 See what comes up. 914 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,744 Wish I could Remember that name. 915 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,180 You better hit your ball, son. We're stacking up. 916 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,715 Right, yeah, okay. 917 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:15,187 Just a second, guys. He's, uh...He's new. 918 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,228 Oh, jeez! 919 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,695 Not to worry. 920 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,397 The cart's been dinged A thousand times. 921 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:26,732 The guy driving it Looked mad. 922 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,600 Not to worry. Let's go. 923 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,137 So, have you put much thought Into franchising? 924 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,272 Franchising? That diner of yours. 925 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,640 Now's the time to jump. 926 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,742 There are opportunities Abounding 927 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:37,843 In real estate right now. 928 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,578 Well, no, I...Haven't. 929 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,414 I'd concentrate on The eastern seaboard first -- 930 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,583 Connecticut, new york, Massachusetts. 931 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,452 I'd start With five to seven. 932 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,819 Diners? Something manageable. 933 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,488 You'll need An investment banker. 934 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,657 Ah -- just ran into herb smith In the clubhouse. 935 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:54,226 Best banker in the business. I'll give him your number. 936 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:57,529 So, once the first seven Are a go, shoot for the moon. 937 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:58,864 National expansion, 938 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,167 Set up a public corporation, Issue an I.P.O. 939 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,435 Sure, an I.P.O. I got to set up one of those. 940 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,205 Have you ever gotten A straight-razor shave? No. 941 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,906 Shaves you close, Lasts for days. 942 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,708 I'll give you My barber's card. 943 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,288 Hope you're thinking up Superlatives. 944 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:23,622 What are they going to do? 945 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,224 What do you think They're gonna do? 946 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:26,758 They're not going to jump. Gonna jump. 947 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,594 That's, like, seven stories. They'll die. 948 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,928 We're all gonna die One day. 949 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,363 But those four are today. 950 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:32,264 Six. 951 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:33,499 I see four. 952 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,666 I'm heading up. Of course you are. 953 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,402 Finn was supposed to do it, 954 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,270 But few of us figured He'd make it this far, 955 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,371 So there's an extra space. 956 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,173 Hmm. 957 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:41,940 No. 958 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,575 And we're not gonna die. 959 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,744 No one in the life-and-death Brigade has ever died. 960 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,179 I am not going to jump. 961 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:48,647 We're all set. 962 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,616 This is seth. He's the genius behind all this. 963 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,285 It's very safe. We did a dozen Successful test drops. 964 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:55,787 Every potato came through Without a scratch. Potato? 965 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,956 You can't test using people. That'd be dangerous. 966 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,525 Look, Thanks for the offer, 967 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,627 But I'm here as a journalist, An observer. 968 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,362 Journalists Do not participate. 969 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,496 Since when? 970 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,931 Since forever. 971 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:07,766 George plimpton Never participated? What? 972 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,668 His best stuff put him In the thick of it -- 973 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,370 Fighting sugar ray robinson, 974 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,439 Quarterbacking for the lions, Skating for the bruins. 975 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:16,442 Bill buford lived with soccer Hooligans in "Among the thugs." 976 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,944 Ernie pyle was so deep In the action in world war ii, 977 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,846 He was killed By a japanese sniper. 978 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,582 Richard hottelet was Four months in a nazi prison. 979 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,917 Hunter thompson lived With the hell's angels, 980 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,454 Got in the muck, Didn't just orbit around it. 981 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,456 He put you in Those bikers' parties. 982 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,391 He put you in Those bikers' heads. 983 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,760 All right, all right, So those guys participated. 984 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,295 I got it. But I -- 985 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,929 Jumpers to their places, Please. 986 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:39,965 You're scared. Well, yeah! 987 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,334 And that stops the greats? It's stopping this great. 988 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,403 Come on. You look like You need a little adventure. 989 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,505 What does that mean? You're just a little Sheltered. 990 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:49,408 Why? Because I haven't Spent time in a nazi prison, 991 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,578 Been stomped on by hooligans, And beat up by hell's angels? 992 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,546 Plimpton got banged up Pretty good, too. 993 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,548 It'll be fun, It'll be a thrill -- 994 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,717 Something stupid, Something bad for you. 995 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,018 Just something different. 996 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,854 Isn't this the point Of being young? 997 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,656 It's your choice, ace. 998 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,925 People can live a hundred years Without living for a minute. 999 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,527 You climb up here with me, 1000 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,329 It's one less minute You haven't lived. 1001 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:15,334 Let's go. 1002 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,568 Let's go. 1003 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,004 I'm not a fan of ladders. 1004 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,739 They scare the crap Out of me, too. 1005 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,375 High. We are very high. 1006 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:57,543 I've been higher. 1007 00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,044 I meant Distance from the ground. 1008 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,346 That too. 1009 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,847 This is totally safe, 1010 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,682 And it goes With your outfit. 1011 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,586 Why do they look So worried? 1012 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,720 We're low on champagne. 1013 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,522 [ shouts in latin ] 1014 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,658 You can back out, you know. No one's forcing you. 1015 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:13,759 I know. 1016 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:16,027 Vos ipse parate! 1017 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,596 You trust me? 1018 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,964 In omnia paratus! 1019 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,032 You jump, I jump, jack. 1020 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,835 In omnia paratus! In omnia paratus! In omnia paratus! 1021 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:26,505 I really should confirm That those potatoes were okay. 1022 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,112 [ cheering ] 1023 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,447 Oh, thank god! 1024 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,551 You did good, ace! 1025 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,720 Once-in-a-lifetime Experience! 1026 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,955 Only if you want it To be. 1027 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:47,859 Bye. Thanks. 1028 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,928 [ telephone rings ] 1029 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,630 Good afternoon. Dragonfly inn. 1030 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,131 I franchised my place. 1031 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,600 What? The diner. 1032 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,502 There's gonna be seven Of them, 1033 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,437 And that's just On the eastern seaboard. 1034 00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,538 Then I'm going national. 1035 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,039 What are you talking about? 1036 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:05,043 Your father wants to open up A chain of luke's diners, 1037 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,745 And I think I agreed to it. No! 1038 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,080 I've already got a marketing Guy, herb's my banker, 1039 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:11,783 Your father's taking care Of all my insurance needs, 1040 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:15,954 And apparently everyone is Going to be able to buy stock. 1041 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,156 Ugh! My parents! My stupid parents! 1042 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,090 And he wants to shave me. 1043 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,759 Shave what? 1044 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,095 I don't know. He just kept Talking about shaving me. 1045 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,597 And I'm tipsy -- We hit the club bar, 1046 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:27,499 And I didn't want To sound dumb 1047 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,701 And just order a beer, Because it's nitwit juice, 1048 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,169 So I had What your dad was having, 1049 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,738 Which was Whiskey something -- 1050 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,506 More whiskey than something, Let me tell you, 1051 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,542 'cause I can't even See straight. 1052 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,043 Oh, you poor thing. 1053 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,144 And I've got An art dealer now. 1054 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,579 No. 1055 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:41,913 I'm driving to manhattan Next week 1056 00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:43,048 To look At some diebenkorns. 1057 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,016 What's a diebenkorn? 1058 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,886 And I bought some golf clubs. They cost the same as a car. 1059 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:48,854 Where are you now? 1060 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,188 I'm at the driving range. 1061 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,858 Your dad's making me practice For next time. 1062 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,593 No. Leave. You do not need to practice. 1063 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,929 Oh, and I sort of implied That I'm fond of the greeks, 1064 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,165 So I have to read "The iliad" and "The odyssey" 1065 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,667 So we can chat about it. 1066 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,802 And can we not hang out With your parents 1067 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:04,870 For a very long time? 1068 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,037 For a very long time. 1069 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,439 I mean, I don't hate them. 1070 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:09,040 Leave the driving range At once. 1071 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,176 I don't think I can drive. 1072 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:13,445 Honey, have some coffee And then come home. 1073 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:15,481 The diebenkorn guy Is still in there. 1074 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,148 You stay away From the diebenkorn guy. 1075 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,518 He's chatting With my rare-coin guy. 1076 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:22,153 Do not go back in the clubhouse. Go straight to your car. 1077 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:24,490 Okay. I like the valet guys. 1078 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:25,624 Good. Now go. 1079 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:26,992 I'm goin'. 1080 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,863 Why would you go golfing With that man? Why on earth? 1081 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:33,499 Who, luke? 1082 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,867 You are encouraging This ridiculous relationship. 1083 00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:37,068 Emily, please. 1084 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,104 He is not good enough For lorelai -- 1085 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,540 Or to be rory's stepfather, God forbid. 1086 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:43,842 Can we be a little more Of a snob, emily? 1087 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,245 The fact that you paraded him Around the club -- our club! 1088 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,481 It happened to be A fruitful outing. 1089 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:51,683 I am going to assist him In franchising his diner. 1090 00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,251 Richard! 1091 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,254 That hirsute lout is not capable Of running a complex business. 1092 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,856 Well, that's obvious, Emily. 1093 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,691 That's why he will have No significant role. 1094 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:01,259 He'll be the front man. 1095 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,595 We'll shave him, Stick his picture on the menus. 1096 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:06,498 The whole thing will hopefully Bestow some credibility on him. 1097 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,900 At least then, If this insane relationship 1098 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,969 Between him and lorelai Continues, 1099 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:13,639 We can legitimately take him To places like the club. 1100 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,574 At least on holidays. 1101 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,644 This is absurd. You're absurd. The whole thing's absurd. 1102 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,879 And you're not thinking Ahead. 1103 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,514 Excuse me. 1104 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,221 [ cellular phone rings ] 1105 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,192 Hi. 1106 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,094 Lorelai: are you typing? No. 1107 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,864 Yes, you are. Thought we agreed You wouldn't type while we talk. 1108 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,666 Got to break the rule Just this once. 1109 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:41,767 It's been A crazy couple of days. 1110 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,268 Ugh. School? 1111 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,136 Paper. Long story. I'll fill you in in person. 1112 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,905 Where are you off to? 1113 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,608 Luke's. I have to de-stress him After his gilmore outing. 1114 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,309 Dad tried to take over His whole life. 1115 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,911 He wants To franchise luke's. 1116 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:56,047 Hey, do men shave anywhere Except their faces? 1117 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:58,950 I don't know. I've never lived with a man. Same here. 1118 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:01,820 If he does franchise the diner, Get him to put one near yale. 1119 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,922 I miss those burgers. He's not franchising. 1120 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,824 Hey, can I ask you A question? Sure. 1121 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,192 Do you think I'm too scared? 1122 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,595 What? Too scared, too timid. 1123 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,229 Do I take enough chances? 1124 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,598 What kind of chances? 1125 00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:13,932 I don't know -- Life chances. 1126 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,834 I think you do. I'm not a mouse? 1127 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,569 Where is this coming from? I don't know. 1128 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,237 Just something I've been Thinking about lately. 1129 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,972 [ knock on door ] 1130 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:23,108 Someone's at the door. Um, say hi to luke for me. 1131 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:24,876 If he's not comatose. Bye, hon. 1132 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:25,944 Bye.